Buongiorno divertente!

Troppo divertente!!!

CAPISCI DI ESSERE ITALIANO QUANDO:

-When you have had cappelletti al ragu' hand-made by your grandmother.

-When you have a moped.

-When you say boh (ah ah ah è vero, lo dico sempre, all'inizio nessuno capiva, ora lo sanno tutti!!!).

-When you consider anything below Rome to be foreign (for the northern italians).

-When you don't let your girlfriend go out without your permission.

-When you say "i have 18 years" thinking people will understand how old you are.

-When you can recognize a fake Louis Vuitton bag from a real onewhen you can recognize and know the difference between Prada, Fendi, D&G, Dsquared, valentino, giorgio armani, versace, roberto cavalli, cesare paciotti and gianfranco Ferre'. (and your american girlfriend can't)

-You know what a squillo is.

-You watch a soccer game and swear in front of the TV like your talking directly to the player!!! -When you know what "po-poropo popooo" is! Mitica Italia!!

-You know you're Italian when...you eat spaghetti the proper way and you don't put pineapple or ketchup on your pizza.

-You DON'T....FOR ANY REASON...have yesterday's cold pizza for breakfast!!

-You ride a vespa with a very proud (and happily childish) face

-You ride a fiat 500 with the same face you would have if you rode a vespa

-You say "ma dai" in the middle of the sentence, speaking english, for example: "ma dai, where are you going"!

-You move your hands when you speak, as if that heled others understanding

-You don't need to say "what the fuck" using words but u just put your hand "a carciofo" (that's an artichoke)

-You cringe at the sight of someone cutting up their spaghetti

-You don't need a spoon to twirl your pasta in

-When you weight your pasta and cant possibly eat more than 150 grams

-When you cant eat anything but brioche for breakfast

-When you spell your name using stupid cities like Domodossola and Livorno

-When you dont know where to put the H...so you say APPY instead of happy and AIR instead of HAIR

-When you work but yet spend the whole day on MSN

-When you wake up at 6 in the morning to buy clothes in Saldi

-When you are a 25 year old guy who calls his mom

-When he needs to pick shoes or when he feels ill

-You know that you'tre from Italy when you are the only guy who carries a hairdryer to go on vacation

-You know you're from Italy when wearing sunglasses indoors is normal.

-It's hard for you to eat lunch or dinner without bread.

-You sing english songs without knowing what the fuck is coming out of your mouth.

-You can't speak english.

-You're 35 (maybe even married) and you're still living with mom and dad.

-When you're at a family reunion discussing things, you're grandmother decides who is right and who is wrong.

-You actually know how to dress.

-You talk loud to someone as if there are far away and reality they are standing right in front of you.

-You think it's normal to have at least two mobile phones.

-You don't bat an eye lid at the fact 50% of people on the tram / bus / train are talking loudly on their mobile phone and gesturing wildy.

-It's normal to ride a vespa with your mobile phone tucked into your helmet and have a conversation.

-You expect trains to be late (AH AH non c'è cosa più vera!!!).

-You expect your friends to be late and you in turn are always late.

-You allow yourself one hour to go to the post office.

-Your first place you visit when you need anything is the Tabacchi.

-Eating dinner any time before 9.30 pm is out of the question.

-You say c-c-c-c-ciao at least twice before you hang up from a phone call.

-When you grab your balls when you see a funeral procession.

P.S. Un anno fa, esattamente oggi 4 Luglio, facevo il mio colloquio qui alla DSM, a distanza di un anno posso dire di essere davvero felice di averlo fatto, bilancio piu' che positivo!!