Troppo divertente!!!
CAPISCI DI ESSERE ITALIANO QUANDO:
-When you have had cappelletti al ragu' hand-made by your grandmother.
-When you have a moped.
-When you say boh (ah ah ah è vero, lo dico sempre, all'inizio nessuno capiva, ora lo sanno tutti!!!).
-When you consider anything below Rome to be foreign (for the northern italians).
-When you don't let your girlfriend go out without your permission.
-When you say "i have 18 years" thinking people will understand how old you are.
-When you can recognize a fake Louis Vuitton bag from a real onewhen you can recognize and know the difference between Prada, Fendi, D&G, Dsquared, valentino, giorgio armani, versace, roberto cavalli, cesare paciotti and gianfranco Ferre'. (and your american girlfriend can't)
-You know what a squillo is.
-You watch a soccer game and swear in front of the TV like your talking directly to the player!!! -When you know what "po-poropo popooo" is! Mitica Italia!!
-You know you're Italian when...you eat spaghetti the proper way and you don't put pineapple or ketchup on your pizza.
-You DON'T....FOR ANY REASON...have yesterday's cold pizza for breakfast!!
-You ride a vespa with a very proud (and happily childish) face
-You ride a fiat 500 with the same face you would have if you rode a vespa
-You say "ma dai" in the middle of the sentence, speaking english, for example: "ma dai, where are you going"!
-You move your hands when you speak, as if that heled others understanding
-You don't need to say "what the fuck" using words but u just put your hand "a carciofo" (that's an artichoke)
-You cringe at the sight of someone cutting up their spaghetti
-You don't need a spoon to twirl your pasta in
-When you weight your pasta and cant possibly eat more than 150 grams
-When you cant eat anything but brioche for breakfast
-When you spell your name using stupid cities like Domodossola and Livorno
-When you dont know where to put the H...so you say APPY instead of happy and AIR instead of HAIR
-When you work but yet spend the whole day on MSN
-When you wake up at 6 in the morning to buy clothes in Saldi
-When you are a 25 year old guy who calls his mom
-When he needs to pick shoes or when he feels ill
-You know that you'tre from Italy when you are the only guy who carries a hairdryer to go on vacation
-You know you're from Italy when wearing sunglasses indoors is normal.
-It's hard for you to eat lunch or dinner without bread.
-You sing english songs without knowing what the fuck is coming out of your mouth.
-You can't speak english.
-You're 35 (maybe even married) and you're still living with mom and dad.
-When you're at a family reunion discussing things, you're grandmother decides who is right and who is wrong.
-You actually know how to dress.
-You talk loud to someone as if there are far away and reality they are standing right in front of you.
-You think it's normal to have at least two mobile phones.
-You don't bat an eye lid at the fact 50% of people on the tram / bus / train are talking loudly on their mobile phone and gesturing wildy.
-It's normal to ride a vespa with your mobile phone tucked into your helmet and have a conversation.
-You expect trains to be late (AH AH non c'è cosa più vera!!!).
-You expect your friends to be late and you in turn are always late.
-You allow yourself one hour to go to the post office.
-Your first place you visit when you need anything is the Tabacchi.
-Eating dinner any time before 9.30 pm is out of the question.
-You say c-c-c-c-ciao at least twice before you hang up from a phone call.
-When you grab your balls when you see a funeral procession.
P.S. Un anno fa, esattamente oggi 4 Luglio, facevo il mio colloquio qui alla DSM, a distanza di un anno posso dire di essere davvero felice di averlo fatto, bilancio piu' che positivo!!
